Because identity theft isn't a joke, and yours is none of their business.
A tongue-in-cheek twist on the classic “Hello, My Name Is” badge, this design swaps your name for a block of encrypted data, proving that privacy can still have personality. Whether you’re a cryptographer, engineer, or just someone who doesn’t overshare on the internet, this shirt says what your firewalls are already thinking.
Translation for non-tech friends:
You value privacy… ALL of it.
Features:
Crisp print that won’t leak your secrets
Perfect conversation starter at conferences, CTFs, and coffee shops
Printed on demand — no plaintext, no plaintext inventory
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Grey Melange color is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Fabric weight: 6.2 oz./yd.² (210 g/m²)
• Classic fit
• Ribbed collar
• Tone-on-tone 3-button placket
• Straight hem with side slits
• Spare button on the inside seam
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
