Because identity theft isn't a joke, and yours is none of their business.
A tongue-in-cheek twist on the classic “Hello, My Name Is” badge, this design swaps your name for a block of encrypted data, proving that privacy can still have personality. Whether you’re a cryptographer, engineer, or just someone who doesn’t overshare on the internet, this shirt says what your firewalls are already thinking.
Translation for non-tech friends: You value privacy… ALL of it.
Features: Crisp print that won’t leak your secrets Perfect conversation starter at conferences, CTFs, and coffee shops Put on your laptop, desk, notebook, or anywhere you want to display your disdain for data leaks Printed on demand — no plaintext, no plaintext inventory